Todays Vin Disesel fact

Todays Vin Disesel fact

It was actually Vin Diesel, and not Otto von Bisarck, who was responsible for the unfication of Germany. The reason for the clerical error in the history books is that a majority of book production machinery cannot handle the sheer power of the name of Vin Diesel and thus spits out random letters. The fact that they all spew out "Otto von Bismarck" is simply by chance.

hahahahaha

wha? lol

I wonder if there are any celberties that can aloso be linked to major world events

hehe

thats fucking hilarious

Vin Diesel invented the dirty sanchez one dark night in Tangier, but only after several hundred failed attempts that have left a hundreds of Mexican women "mutilated, but comedically so."

yes can a mod sitcky this?

I'm lost in this thread.... no idea what's going on... hmmm

well close enough to midnight so here is another one

Vin Diesel created both Mac and PC. Bill Gates and Steve Jobs are just hand puppets he uses. The whole thing is just to entertain him as he wistfully wishes for a much simpler time of pirate dinosaurs and flying pyramids manned by busty Nympho Amazonians.

hmmmmmm..... can somebody fill me in on this? :superconf :superconf :superconf

its funny, but i dont understand where the joke comes from, like cuztoms is prolly the same

I'm just lost as hell like where is all this stuff coming from lol

Vin Diesel once ate Gwen Stefani with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. He then threw her back up into a bowl made of silver and moonlight. The song "Hollaback Girl" is about her experiences in his digestive tract.

"Vin Diesel is employed by Yellowstone Park to masturbate regularly. The resultant titanic outbursts are known as Old Faithful."

X2 i dun get it either, and why sticky this? :superconf

cuz its funny and search for it on google its ur friend

Vin Diesel's real name is Charlie Bucket. He inherited Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory but closed it down after three weeks of ownership and liquefied all the assets. He kept the Oompa Loompas on as love slaves.

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hows that spam?

man thats a good one eric

vin diesel uses live rattlesnakes as condoms.


WTF

Vin Diesel coined the phrase "Yippee-ki-yay, motherf*ck*r!" When Bruce Willis stole it from him, Vin Diesel killed him with a poison-arrow frog. This is the prologue to The Sixth Sense

Once while in Washington D.C. Vin attended a session of congress. After 15 minutes Vin urinated on the Republican party, when the Democrats cheered he ate them, then defacated upon the Republican party again. This is the first documented case of a filibuster.