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Jokes A drunk gets up from the bar...

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    DaCubanSkillz Active Member

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    A drunk gets up from the bar...

    and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the whole bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate what the drunk is screaming about. "What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring my customers!"

    "I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls." With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says, "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!!"
    DaCubanSkillz, Nov 3, 2006
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    jtweezy New Member

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    LOL...haha ..thats funny
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    cgreen38 Common sense, p

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    :snap: :laughcry:
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    Barnacules 100101101011011

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    Hahahahahaha!
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    lol..
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