howz this for a pickup line

howz this for a pickup line

G'DAMN Dogs are known to bark. Cats are known to purr. Horses are known to ride. And you, my lady friend, are much like a rabbit who are known to bounce. Up n Down, Up n Down!

I would definitely love for you to Bounce for me.

I wonder how far you'll get with that :?

if i were to pick up a girl with that line, i'd be tooooo drunk to remember the words...

it might come out sumthin like this..

"...G'Damn you look like a dog who likes to ride rabbits while purring like a horse! "

what about "Nice legs... what time do they open?" This would definately get you slapped

too funny!!!!!!!!!!!

haha this could become a funny thread. lol

LOL!!! I would laugh 1st, then probably give the guy credit for having the nerve to say it. Funny stuff!

Bah! Who needs pickup lines, hookers are cheaper than dating :wink:

thats true

i used to fly with a guy who would walk up to women in a club and just ask them something to the effect of "hi, wanna go screw?" he says that while 7 of 10 times you get slapped, every so often it works, and think of all the time you save....

is your name daisy?

cuz i wanna plant you

you from memphis? cuz youre the only Ten I See...

how about this one when your standing to a girl in a bench grab her thigh and shake while screaming my leg i cant feel my leg!!!
jejejejeje see how that works

hahaha...i'll try that sometime....hopefully it gives a laugh instead of a sucker punch... 8)